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Author’s Folly

By Phil Rot

Thinking he’d really outdone himself this time, Miguel set down his pen and pad and lay down in the strange garden he’d discovered behind the Wendys. .

“Ha, a carnivorous garden, nothing more than a morbid author’s fanciful concoctulation,” he thought.

Suddenly, he felt the pricks of a thousand tiny teeth embedding themselves into his arms and legs. Realizing what was happening, Miguel screamed out in terror, thrashing violently about, but it was too late. Soon, he would be nothing more than fertilizer for the writhing mass of toothy fauna below, for what he’d written had not been a work of fantasy, but of autobiography…

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100mg of a carnivore

The rescue timeship materialised on the edge of the forest, easily locating the broken remains of its sister.

Huge gashes laced its exterior.

Broken teeth jutting out at odd angles.

You know the score. When time travel is involved it's all so very predictable.

We've seen all this before.

There'll be a third one soon, and then a fourth, before someone gets suspicious and informs the Institute of Xenoarchaeology at Capella Three.

Perhaps just one more expedition, unless those magnificent roars and growls in the forest don't stop.

Still, welcome to the Cretaceous, baby. We hope you enjoy your trip.

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