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Kathy Enriquez-Nguyen's avatar

It was a long day. Life ain't easy when you're 007. Batting at bad guys, stealing secrets and navigating laser beam fields. But when you’re a pro like me, it’s all in a day’s work. The mission? Top secret, of course. By the time I was done, I needed a drink. Something to take the edge off. A strong shot to calm the nerves.

I sat down, sighed deeply, and wrapped my little furry paw around a glass. A shot of milk. I deserve it. That red dot won’t chase itself.

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Scott MacLeod's avatar

The bolo-tied lout belched his “offer” into Lucy’s ear

“Buy you a Jager popper?”

It was not Lucy’s first cotillion. “Three things about shots.

“One. A lady prefers a single malt.

“Two. A shot is something you don’t have.

“And three.” She nudged his hand off her knee with her Colt pistol. “I’ll give you a 45 count. After which, if your skinny jeans are not on the other side of that door, shot is something you are gonna be.”

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