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Scott MacLeod's avatar

Heshie’s eyesight was for shit these days. His last job he wasted four bullets before putting the guy down. He almost clipped a Tesla pulling into the DMV.

At the renewal counter, Brenda prepared to give the old guy a hard time just because. Then Heshie bore a hole through her with his best exterminator stare. Brenda quickly decided to waive the eye test and save the ball busting for the next guy.

Heshie did not view himself as the kind of guy who wore glasses on his license picture.

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K.M. Bennett's avatar

It was going to cost extra for color. That much I knew. What I didn't know is that Chroma Eyes weren't a one-time purchase but rather a subscription service you had to keep for the rest of your life--or at least for the lifetime of your new mechanical eyes.

They don't tell you this until after the surgery, until after you're equipped with the eyes fabled to "never fail."

I can't afford another subscription. I already have so many.

Thankfully there's a free version of color vision available. With ads.

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