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He pushed and pushed. They all did. Always the fixation with her name. “What’s your real name?” they’d ask. Again, and again. And with her stage name came the inevitable tired, box puns. She’d heard them all before. Finally, back in the Champagne Room the pushing became literal. She opened her purse and flashed the ID he’d been begging to see. “See, like I told you, some of us use our real names,” said Pandora, showing the proof. But the purse also held a Derringer, which also flashed, and went bang, and his curiosity and lap dance both ended early.

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Wonderful Prompt, Miguel, Thanks. I have found another Monty Story for 100mg of Pandora

Monty adored boxes. Pandora adored Monty. So when a mysterious parcel arrived—no sender, no label, just vibes—they leapt on it with synchronized grace.

Monty pounced. Pandora perched.

The flap popped open.

Out whooshed: a thousand unread notifications, job applications screaming “culture fit!”, oceans rising in spreadsheets, a ring light flickering existential dread, and three influencers sobbing into the void.

Also, twelve targeted ads for organic anxiety.

Monty blinked once. Pandora yawned. Then, from deep inside, something warm fluttered out—a purring, unbranded, unmonetized breath of Hope.

They sat on it immediately. Obviously.

Because boxes? Still sacred. Even now.

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