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Ashlesha's avatar

Goosebumps

Jeremy just wanted to check his mail.

But Karen, the Canadian goose nesting outside his apartment door, had other plans.

He tiptoed past.

HISSSSS-HONK!

She lunged like an angry feathered linebacker.

He retreated, tripping over a recycling bin and landing in shame.

Now he orders everything online. Mail? Forwarded.

Groceries? Delivered. He’ll leave an extra tip.

Karen rules the sidewalk like it’s a monarchy.

His landlord said, “She’ll leave after the eggs hatch.”

That was four weeks ago.

Today, Karen got a boyfriend. They hissed in unison.

Jeremy googled: “Can you break the lease because of geese?”

Spoiler: It’s complicated.

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Charlie shouted, "Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf?"

All the kids screamed and hid underneath the bed, all except for Jessie. Charlie growled, "Aren't YOU afraid of the big, bad wolf?"

Jessie giggled, poking Charlie in the belly, hard enough that his growl became a yelp, "Hey, cut that out!"

"You can't fool me, Dad. You're not big enough or bad enough, plus you still smell like the apple pie we had for supper!"

The kids, no longer frightened, tumbled out from under the bed and begged Jessie's father to hurry up and take them out trick or treating.

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