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Scott MacLeod's avatar

He blew in like a sulfurous tornado. Turned everything on its head. Preaching hate and fear. The anti-gospel. Bad news. Then he finally did it. Crossed the Delaware. Tap danced on the third rail. You know he was thinking it on the inside all along. But then he said it. Out loud.

“I am the chosen one.”

He had been duly elected. But that is not what he meant. His right-minded opposition lost their minds. “Blasphemy,” they cried. But you know something? He was absolutely right. Honest to God. Who says the guy downstairs doesn’t get to pick one too?

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Jon Howski's avatar

Kev had the hair for it—windswept, heroic.

He’d practiced sword poses in the mirror and once narrated his own montage while jogging (badly).

When villagers cried, “We need a hero!” Kev arrived dramatically late, usually tripping.

Prophecies ignored him.

Magic swords stayed stuck.

Even the wise old wizard called him “Kev the Mildly Helpful.”

He saved a cat once. It bit him.

Still, he wore a cape.

Because someday—maybe—a very low-stakes apocalypse might need him.

Until then, Kev trained.

Mostly in dramatic entrances.

Just in case.

Hope, after all, was his real superpower.

That and hair gel.

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