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Scott MacLeod's avatar

Earl sat in the pew holding hands with his bride of 60 years, the one constant in a life of trouble and sin. Heard the young pastor bleating about the immortality of their souls. Having his fill of both the speech and his seatmate, Earl grabbed his walker and exited cursing loudly.

He was fairly confident he’d disqualified his spirit from everlastingness long ago but why leave anything to chance?

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Ken Beyer's avatar

Immortal 70 MG

Little Billy wanted to emulate his Immortal Hero THOR from the comics. Scouting the neighborhood, he wore a tablecloth cape, strainer bowl hat, and carried a large box on a stick. Always in search of evil brother Loki. Billy raised his Mighty Hammer to the sky shouting “Whosoever holds this hammer”…”BILLY JONES! If you don’t bring that box of ziti and strainer inside, there will be NO dinner!”

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