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Wild Lion*esses Pride from Jay's avatar

80 mg of Service

Sometimes I wish I could time-travel—not to meet a pharaoh or stop a war, but to the golden age of full-service gas stations. Windows cleaned. Oil checked. Human kindness, with a splash of windshield fluid. Not this cold self-service era where I pump in silence, questioning my life choices. Back then, even your car got more attention than most people do today. Honestly? I’d trade two apps and a podcast just to have someone wipe my mirrors and ask how I’m doing.

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It could be worse, thought the marriage counselor. I could have Putin and Zelensky.

“Start small. Say something nice to the other about your marriage. Pick just one thing.”

Phil predictably went for the pocketbook. “I don’t hate the deduction come tax time.”

Randi couldn’t think of a single positive thing about the union and said so.

“Come on,” said the referee. “Go back to the very start.”

“Well, I’ll give you that,” said Randi. “It was a nice service.”

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