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Scott MacLeod's avatar

What kind of louse breaks up with you in the checkout line? Stella couldn’t believe her ears. Started to zone out a bit, felt like she was floating outside her body, listening to him deliver the bullet. Heard him faintly as he continued. “You must have known you easily could be replaced.” At the register she reached for an impulse buy, a pack of Duracell AAs. Which sparked in her the perfect ending to this conversation, indeed their life together. “You’re easily replaceable too. All I need are fresh batteries.”

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The prosecutor stated, "Clearly, the defendant is guilty of battery: He posted a video showing himself intentionally punching the victim in the face, breaking his nose. Only one question remains: Was it simple battery - a misdemenor - or aggravated - a felony? Keep in mind, the victim is 98 years old."

The jury unanimously declared the defendant guilty of aggravated battery, earning him 15 years in prison. If the bully had picked on someone his own age, he'd have only gotten three years probation. The old man shouted, "Justice prevails, ya stupid fuckwit!"

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Fixed, but I shaved off three other words to do so (part of the fun for me is sticking to the word limit). I think the last line hammers home the fact that the defendant was an idiot to post his dastardly exploits on line... it still amazes me this happens in real life!

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