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Jeannine's avatar

I'd heard about the old dairy cow escaping the slaughterhouse truck, but was surprised to find her in my barn later that afternoon, looking like she'd always lived there. She nuzzled me and licked my hand. "Smart girl. How'd you know I'm vegetarian?"

I clipped off the ID tag in her ear and painted over the tattooed number. Then I painted a few of her black spots. Effectively disguised, I set her out to graze with the other herbivores.

Lucky lived happily ever after in retirement on my rescue farm.

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Stephanie Loomis's avatar

For all his faults, Dad always had a beautiful signature. He said he perfected it during long overnight work at a security desk for an oil company. I had no reason to doubt his story, although I knew many of his stories were subject to embellishment.

There was no funeral for him when he died. The guys at the bar toasted his memory. His wife took his ashes before cutting off all communication. I choose to honor him in a quietly permanent way: his signature tattooed on my right arm.

https://open.substack.com/pub/stephanieloomis/p/micro-nonfiction?r=46zzt&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

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