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Tania Tyler 🌿's avatar

100 mg of Car 11/22/2024

He was proud of his new car, a dark green Plymouth Volaré. Visiting from NH, my brother and I ran an errand with him, in his new Volaré. Heading down a straightaway on CT-184, gas pedal to the floor showing what his beauty could do. Miles down the road, the red light turned to green and he turned left into oncoming traffic. Luckily she was paying attention--only a minor fender bender. Important information was exchanged. “You can drive the rest of the way”--on my learner’s permit. “Don’t tell your grandmother!”. The day I learned Grampa hid his drinking.

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Joe Nada's avatar

Gary Numan Was Right!

Here in my car, I feel safest of all. Or, at least I did until this pervert started poking himself through the window. Why is it impossible to just be left alone? Even in the arse end of nowhere there’s freaks out the wazoo.

“Mate, what you doing?” I ask, but he’s off his gourd on something—spice or monkey dust, probably. It’s everywhere that shit.

I’m half tempted to just roll the window up and chop it off. Wonder if you’d get banged up for that? I knew I shouldn’t have parked near the hospital.

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