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Evelyn K. Brunswick's avatar

So here is your next instalment of Golf Shtick.

[25-05-06; 90mg of a Fool; 40 over par, so not too bad]

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Fool – that was the word they always threw at him in childhood.

Fool at school, fool on the sports field, fumbling fool in the back of black car at the drive-in.

His daddy tried to teach him golf when he was seven.

He kept missing the ball. Couldn’t handle a mashie-niblick for toffee. “You’re a damn fool, Son! What are you? You’re a fool!”

Even his daddy called him fool.

So he gave up golf, and was relegated to the indignity of caddy.

But he was a damn good caddy. Quick, too. They got to calling him Fast Caddy Felson.

But here, inspired by the Tiger, thrashing an’ slicin’ that magical mashie, he weren’t no fool no more.

No, Fast Caddy Felson was the Chosen One.

And they were gonna win!

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Jeannine's avatar

Fast Caddy Felson rocks! He ain't no fool!

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Rananda | The Ink Rat's avatar

90mg of Microdosing: Fool

Twelve florid faces jiggle with each laboured step.

All but two men wear suits, their bloated bellies hanging over spindly legs covered by expensive fabric.

Nipples chafed and thighs rubbed raw, they limp into the sanctuary.

They obediently hand over 14 mobile devices, 6 chocolate bars, some salted nuts, 2 flasks of whisky, 3 lighters, 157 cigarettes and 4 vapes prior to frisking.

The fool who attempts to keep his contraband is invited to complete 30 push-ups.

Turns out the bus didn’t break down.

Turns out, bootcamp has already begun.

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Rananda | The Ink Rat's avatar

I feel the pain in this story, Miguel! The most heartbreaking of life's teachings!

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Miguel S.'s avatar

This one was written from experience :) I'm glad it shone through.

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Rananda | The Ink Rat's avatar

Yup, I sure could feel it!

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Gillian Fletcher's avatar

90mg of FOOL

What’s so wrong about blind leaps of faith? When did we decide there was greater wisdom in the illusion of security?

The fool stands on a ledge; the precipice of an auspicious new beginning, eyes enamored with the beauty of the rose in his hand. Arms outstretched and a smile on his face, he leans past the tipping point and surrenders himself to the fall.

What some might call crazy is also an act of bravery—let go and play the fool, you never know where you might land.

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Rolando Andrade's avatar

Prompt, 90 words of a Fool

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Dean had longed for a change for a long time. He felt alone in this small, strange village. Here, each inhabitant spoke their own language, so it was difficult to communicate. Peter, Dean's neighbor, rode around on horseback dressed like a king, his wife, Joana, wouldn't leave the house because she felt everyone was watching her, and their children lived in isolation in a cellar.

Here, Dean was the only one who wasn't a fool, so he was considered a fool. This must have been what Galileo felt, he thought.

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Chris J. Franklin's avatar

PROMPT: FOOL

THE WASHING MACHINE

It was his first time living away from home, and he was determined to learn how to look after himself.

The main thing he needed to figure out was the washing machine.

He read all the instructions carefully, to ensure there’d be no mistakes.

He even read some of them twice.

Especially the part that said everything should be washed at thirty degrees.

“That sounds easy enough”, he thought to himself, as he quickly threw all his clothes inside, “But how the hell are you supposed to tilt the machine...?” 👕😎👕

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Rananda | The Ink Rat's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Jeannine's avatar

Drum roll, cymbal crash! 😂

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Evelyn K. Brunswick's avatar

Ka-boom Tish

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Chris J. Franklin's avatar

Haha! Thanks! 🥁😎🥁

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Rian Greeff's avatar

“There's an old saying in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women were created by the go-, uh, you know the, you know the thing!”

"Johhny!” Mrs Robbinson said. “I’ve already told you a hundred times. Stop quoting presidents in the middle of my lessons.”

“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

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Jeannine's avatar

Oh my goodness, I'd assumed those were both Trump quotes until I googled the Texas/Tennessee thing. Bushisms, the gifts that keep on giving!

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Wild Lion*esses Pride from Jay's avatar

Rian… that’s quite the collage—history's blooper reel strung like pearls on a wire of irony. It’s wild, isn’t it, how the words of those in power can become both punchline and prophecy? But I think the Fool I wrote about isn’t the one fumbling the teleprompter or hiding behind bravado. Mine’s the kind who walks into fire barefoot, laughs at the illusion of control, and tells the truth so slant it makes the stars blink.

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Miguel S.'s avatar

I can confirm Jay is very real, Rian :) A gem of a person in our community with heartfelt and thoughtful comments. So your detector might need an accuracy check up :)

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Wild Lion*esses Pride from Jay's avatar

Rian, hi I am Jay an live in Einbeck Germany and have a cat named Monty. I am not fake and refuse your allegations

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Rian Greeff's avatar

I did not expect to read a real-life horror story this morning. Oof!

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Izzibella Beau's avatar

90mg - Fool

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Alexa once played the fool, believing Brandon’s lies and fake love. But when she caught him with her best friend, Selena, something inside her snapped.

No more tears.

No more begging.

Just silence—and planning.

Later that week, in the apartment where they once shared hopes and dreams, candles were lit, and wine was poured, but Brandon never saw the poison coming.

As he gasped, eyes wide, Alexa leaned in close. “Selena is next,” she whispered, watching the life fade.

Alexa wasn't heartbroken. She was deadly and planning her next revenge.

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Wild Lion*esses Pride from Jay's avatar

Whoa—now that’s a Fool scorched by fire and striking back with venom. Fierce, cinematic, and full of shadows.

Mine walks a different edge—less blade, more metamorphosis. And I feel the pulse of Alexa’s fury, and the quiet before the storm. Sometimes the Fool doesn’t trip—they transform.

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Rian Greeff's avatar

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

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Leigh Parrish's avatar

They don't call people fools anymore. Not like they did when I was young. Now it's dumbass, moron, idiot. Or maybe "bless your heart", if they're Southern.

But that's the funny thing. When people think you're slow, they tend to let their guard down. They forget they're alone and unarmed. You're just the night janitor, given this job out of pity, not merit. Not the sharpest, but harmless. I almost pity them, so secure in their own intellect. Because it turns out these teeth are pretty damn sharp after all.

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Wild Lion*esses Pride from Jay's avatar

Now that Fool bites back. There’s power in being misread, isn’t there? Let them scoff at the janitor, the wanderer, the one who talks to the mop or hums to the moon. Meanwhile, the sharpest ones walk quietest, cloaked in underestimation. I love how your Fool doesn’t just play along—they watch, and when the time comes, they unmake.

Under the dim light of doubt, they sharpen their teeth.

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Rian Greeff's avatar

Vampire janitor?

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Leigh Parrish's avatar

Sometimes it's the ones you least expect!

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Tiffany S.'s avatar

90mg of a fool

Sometimes we can't help but forgive. The act itself full and blooming like a sigh. It is relief, it is a weight lifted. A lightness that becomes addictive.

Is that why some of us keep returning, heart in hands, lifted above our

chin in offering?

We accept the shallow apologies.

Hugs that loosen as fast as they take.

We ignore the red flags until they pool at our feet, we forget until something

clicks. Be it, a thought, or a chamber. Then it’s the fool who’ll have the last laugh.

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Tiffany S.'s avatar

Yes!🙌

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Wild Lion*esses Pride from Jay's avatar

This feels like the kind of truth you only speak once the echo has died down and you’re alone with yourself. That ache—returning with heart in hands, offering softness to the unready—it’s familiar. But oh, the shift, when the Fool sees the flags for what they are and reclaims the laugh. Not mocking, not cruel—just free. Sometimes the last laugh isn’t loud. It’s a door closing with clarity.

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Wild Lion*esses Pride from Jay's avatar

Liked 😘🙏that one Miguel

90mg of a fool

Have you ever danced on the edge of becoming, where gravity forgets your name? I have—called Fool, though I wear stars as crown and cradle chaos like a child. Spirals hum in my bones, the old world crumbles at my laugh. I hold fire and wine, pour dreams from an empty cup. Beneath me, no path—only potential, scattered like astrological coins. My eyes never meet yours; they seek beyond. I am seed and bloom, end and origin. Let it fall. I’m not lost—I’m being remade, barefoot in the sky of beginnings.

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Miguel S.'s avatar

Glad you liked it Jay!

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Evelyn K. Brunswick's avatar

Were you meditating on the tarot card fool by any chance when you wrote this lovely piece? It's sort of The Fool meets The Star. Which is a great combination.

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Wild Lion*esses Pride from Jay's avatar

Evelyn, that was absolutely spot on—yes. The Fool’s been popping up so often in my cards lately, I felt like it was asking to be written. And I love that you sensed The Star in there too… maybe hope trailing just behind chaos, like a shimmer in the dust.

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Rian Greeff's avatar

Oof, I don't know, this sounds sinister. Maybe I'm just paranoid, lol.

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Wild Lion*esses Pride from Jay's avatar

I hear you, Rian—and I appreciate you sharing that feeling. Sometimes the language of becoming can sound like unraveling, especially when it brushes up against the unknown. And for me, this wasn’t about darkness—it was about shedding the old skin, dancing barefoot where the map ends, trusting that something new takes shape in the wild.

I don't mean sinister—I mean sacred chaos. The kind that breaks the mold so something true can grow.

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Jeannine's avatar

Oh that is wonderful, especially that last line, "...barefoot in the sky of beginnings."

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Wild Lion*esses Pride from Jay's avatar

Thank you, Jeannine—that line came like a whisper from some ancient part of me. There’s something tender about starting over without shoes or shields, just soul against sky, isn’t there? I’m glad it spoke to you. May we all find space to begin again, unarmored and full of breath.

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Sandra Novelly's avatar

What a fool I was to think it wouldn't happen again. After each disappointment I'd say, "This time it won't happen. This time is a better choice."

The first one-cheater. The second-short man syndrome. The third-recovering alcoholic still in love with his ex. The fourth-acted like a father rather than a partner.

The fifth one lasted nearly 22 years. Then a detective and a cop showed up, and I found out this one was a closet pedophile.

I'm at last a recovered fool...

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Miguel S.'s avatar

Reminded me of an old joke. "I never make the same mistake twice... I make it five to seven times, just to make sure it was a mistake."

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Matt Price's avatar

The fool capered about. He juggled. He told jokes. Sometimes all three at once.

The courtiers gathered round ], laughing uproariously. The idiots. They had no taste, no real sense of humor. They only laughed when others laughed, who laughed when they laughed. They were easy to amuse because none of them truly had a mind of their own.

None but her.

She sat on her throne, on the dais, above them all, but he would've picked her out of a crowd on the street. Her smile was the only approval he needed.

The king frowned.

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Stephanie Loomis's avatar

May 5 Fool 90

"Don't be a fool." Gordon never minced words, especially when people around him acted stupidly. This invective was directed at his adult son, whose most recent get-rich-quick scheme involved a peculiar combination of candles and essential oils designed to "bring income on the winds of fragrance."

"There's no such thing as get-rich-quick, son. There's work, hard work, and smart investing." He taught his children better, but this one refused sage advice, instead chasing after things that promised wealth without toil. "Less Jimmy Buffett, more Warren."

His son didn't get it.

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Rian Greeff's avatar

It's called manifesting, Dad!

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Chris J. Franklin's avatar

"Less Jimmy Buffett, more Warren." Haha... 😎👍

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Stephanie Loomis's avatar

I hoped someone would get that! Seemed appropriate since Warren Buffett announced his retirement today (at 94!)

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Jeannine's avatar

They must have dropped that one on his head....

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Stephanie Loomis's avatar

something!

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