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Evelyn K. Brunswick's avatar

[25-05-03; 50mg of Teleportation; I'm sorry, it's 53 over par but I was having so much fun I just couldn't not]

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By the time Byron returned from his grand tour - a rite of passage nowadays, and far quicker than the likes of his namesake a millennium earlier - taking in a hundred favourite destinations, he wasn't the same guy anymore.

Folks could tell just by gawping at him.

All those mementos, fused like that, to take with him for the rest of his days, where’er he roamed.

There was a fly, another fly, another fly, an ant, an anteater, a bear (it’s Byron, remember), a duck-billed platypus, another fly... and finally, from Woolloomooloo, Sidney, Australia, a boomerang.

He did come back, after all.

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Todd Christopher Thurman's avatar

Teleportation

Three times the foreigner at the door explained he was here by “teleportation”.

I checked his eyes for drug-use, wrists for hospital bracelets.

Having repeatedly pointed to a large van outside … I was confident he mis-understand his word.

But then he brought my flat-screen in. It all became clear.

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